What do you call a deer without eyes?
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur's dog?
What did the pirate with an eyepatch say to the Captain?
Aye aye Captain
How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
Shine a light in her ear.
Where is the eye located?
Between the H and the J.
What did the right eye say to the left eye?
Between you and me, there's something that smells...
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
How many optometrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?( I don't know)
You tell me.. is it one or two?