Chemistry

One of my siblings sat a chemistry exam today as part of their nursing degree; as I am no stranger to the stressful undertaking of a bio-medicine exam, I thought to try and lighten the load with some combustible humour.

Q: What are: Ba(Na)2
A: Banana

Q: NaCl(aq), NaCl(aq), C C C C C C C
A: Saline, saline, over the seven Cs

Q: What do you do when you find a dead chemist?
A: Barium.

Q: What is the purpose of a doctor?
A: Helium.

Q: What do you call a convict who dresses up as a clown?
A: Silicon.

The Periodic Table of Rejected Elements



Hope this helps 74 W(endy),

Until tomorrow, 44  Ru(th).