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Poor Blue, all he wanted to do was he was share his fifteen minutes of fame, it's not every day you get to become a minor celebrity in your hometown. All he had to do was get the link right showing his very humanitarian story and we would have all applauded him and given him his dues.

One corny, self depreciating mug shot joke was all it took for Purple to crowbar open the door and once it was open, Yellow stampeded through. "Blue's in the paper? Hot damn, let the gay jokes begin!" But I'll give Blue his credit now, there was no screaming hissy fit, Blue's no drama queen; he just laid down and took it like a man.