On the Run!

Busy, busy day and I am just about to head out the door to go to Viking festival, sorry can't give you anything of substance, not really sorry tbh either.

Germinate!

  I collected gate keys for my allotment today:

Murder Most Horrid

I was challenged by my friend (who has the mentality of a teenage boy), to incorporate either "big tits" or "explosions" as the topic of today's post.

Let us begin with some epic boobage:

And now for some death, dismemberment and explosions:

Challenge met!

Vikings, Comics and Girl Guides, Oh My!

I messed up, and got dates wrong of an outing for my daughters girl guides group, I thought it was tonight, it was last night! To make up for this I am going to take my child to the Magnus Barelegs Viking Festival I also want to get up to 2D Comic Festival at some point this weekend, so busy days abound!

(It seems so long from she was beginning *wipes tear*.)

Nanny Beach

My kids call my mother Nanny Beach, could be worse her name could be Grandma Rock's, today is her birthday, she is now the age my grandmother got too but my Grandmother was "old" and I am having a harder time thinking of my own mother as a little, old lady, despite the fact that she has shrunk at least 3 inches over the years. My mother was always tall 5'9" (1.75m) and I was the runt of the litter at 5'6." (1.67m) but last time I saw her, just over two years ago, she was the same height as me.

The Eyes Have It

What do you call a deer without eyes?
No idea

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea

What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?
Douthinkhesaraus

What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur's dog?
Doyouthinkhesaurus Rex

What did the pirate with an eyepatch say to the Captain?
Aye aye Captain

How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
Shine a light in her ear.

Where is the eye located?
Between the H and the J.

What did the right eye say to the left eye?
Between you and me, there's something that smells...

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh

How many optometrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?( I don't know)
You tell me.. is it one or two?

 

I wish I could say I was sorry for the cornea jokes.

And Now Dooku

Yesterday was Peter Cushing's birthday and today his good friend Christopher Lee turns 90!

"One should try anything he can in his career, except folkdance and incest"

Happy birthday to Dracula, Rasputin, Scaramanga, Saruman and Count Dooku!