Bastille Day

Il est Jour de la Bastille. Passez le vin.

Assignment

Wrote the entire final assignment for this module today. Now I am no longer capable of coherent thought processing, check back tomorrow :)

Testing

I've been trying all day to stop myself from typing a post, just to see if I can go a day without OCD kicking in and making it impossible to have a day off from ritual posting. I just couldn't do it, now that posting something inane arbitrarily every day has become part of my routine, I have to it do it. Oh well tomorrow is another day to attempt, with the self loathing that comes from being totally out of control on something as bizarre as the inability to stop myself.

Anniversary

The other day was the anniversary of Casey Anthony's aquittal. I find it hard to believe that year has flown in, such a horrific story and with all the drama surrounded before and after around the mother, it seems everyone seems to forget this poor kid with her short life.

Poor Substitute

Still not back in form yet, feeling ill, lethargic and somewhat depressed so here is a somewhat sub-par, pathetic blog post substitute.

or Today

Sorry..feel like rat shite..

Not Today Buster

Long day and I can't justify going to bed for the night at 4pm or writing much so instead have a picture of some zombie apocalypse love.

Pets

I needed a laugh today, between acting as an internet lawyer and a staggering array of stupid on the web, I believe I deserve to hear the antics of a teabagging rabbit.

FU Valve

Bleugh, grr, snarl, I am not in great form today I am still without a working bank account and for all their assurances that direct debits shall be made I've had three returned unpaid and I don't know the status of the other four, so kiss my arse Ulsterbank you shower of bastards and stick a FU Valve where te sun doesn't shine.

Mini Haha

I can procrastinate like a pro between 9gag, Autocowrecks, lol cats and sites of that ilk, I am very easily distr...oh look, pretty flower....

Food Post

It's ten minutes to four and I am getting my first cuppa of the day, I have been busy today and this is my first chance to stop, so I am taking full advantage, to tide you over until tomorrow on a scrumptious Saturday post, enjoy this picture of tomatoes:

Have a good weekend!

Delhi Belly

I've a nasty sore tum this morning and I've not even been anywhere exotic and sun-drenched that I could attribute my bleurgh too. I've not eaten anything strange or unusual, not had anything that could irritate my stomach, it's just a mystery! Thank goodness it's not as bad as this though:

I thought I would pull up another popular meme traversing the interwebs, I had to chuckle when an Airwick air freshener advert popped up as I was snipping it, appropriate?!

Royal Bank of Scotland

It's been 9 days from I had a working bank account (I bank with Ulsterbank part of RBS Group), bills and subs aren't being paid, I've no access to money unless I actually go into local branch and explain to the staff what money I am expecting in, having them noseying through my finances and producing my horrific photo id driving licence and begging. For everyone saying "it could be worse, there was that guy who had to remain in jail because they couldn't process his bail"...bully for him he's being fed and watered, I'm listening to my electric sing and buying dated food at reduced prices as I'm not sure how much I have to spend. At the start of the year RBS CEO made headlines for receiving a bonus £963,000, he's due a similar amount now? GTFO you shower of bastards and clear up this steaming pile of cow manure that you have left thousands of people wallowing in. Just for interest, one of the bills I had to ring and ask for an extension on because of your fail, the guy I was speaking to banked with Natwest (also part of RBS group) and had no problem giving me an extension, for any others I will be sending you bills of my charges incurred.

Plants, Teenagers and the Circus

Today I enrolled in a NVQ Horticultural course as part of my agreement to take the allotment, like I didn't have enough to do! Oh well, when I go crackers at least I can talk to the flowers. My eldest son (nearly 18) babysat his two wee sisters while I went to the course, he's a sweet kid who works hard as in the kitchen in a restaurant of a hotel and is saving up for a new computer, he also keeps dropping hints about a car for his upcoming birthday. Oh well I may use bribery for a few more babysitting assignments before the big day. The little ones are easier to blackmail; I am taking Miss Five to the circus tonight and she has been an angel from the weekend when I told her.

Draw Something

From it was released at the start of the year, the app Draw Something took off like a stripper at bachelor's party. It piqued my interest as sketching and art is an important staple to me, it has spawned websites around the net of funny, lousy, amazing and dire artworks.

Sometimes it's just doodling. other times it can be a cathartic way to vent frustration and more often than not, it can be the cause of the frustration.

And then again it can be a communication tool between couples...

To the smart phones!

Two Days Running

My apologies for another day without a substantial post but as my daughter is going to a fairy fancy dress party this evening and I still haven't finished her wings. it can't be helped!

Keyboard

My crappy keyboard died a death part way through typing a post this morning. I'm just back from a bizarrely overly busy supermarket and it's too late for me now to write much so more tomorrow :)

Oreos and Milk

Wait... Yellow, did you just criticise a baby about it's inability to breastfeed correctly? GTFO with your preachy, sanctimonious, mombie rhetoric and give that kid its biscuit.

Certain lactivist idealists won't even consider the possibility that not everyone can breastfeed or even want to. It's a personal choice in my opinion and there are many positives for bottlefeeding also.

Coneheads

Are we alone in the universe? Do aliens with pointy heads exist? Are we being infiltrated and studied by superior beings? Or is it all a crock?

(Coneheads)

WoW = FB

I've always liked WoW and with the free time I have, I couldn't really devote to another MMO. I've been playing SW:TOR from late December but that's been having a bit of a server leak for European realms, many breaths were held hoping they would merge the *only* English speaking RP-PvP realm, still waiting, so in the meantime I'm not playing that as often...Diablo 3, I just couldn't get my interest up, I hated the fact I couldn't change my character creation and I was stuck with a ginger witch doctor, altho my demonhunter was fairly awesome looking. Oh well, still got the old standby.